I just saw a hot homeless man
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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