do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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