I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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