I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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