you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
so let's talk penis.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
The struggles of a small town man whore
Damn victory sex feels great
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
