party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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