Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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