Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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