I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
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so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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