the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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