I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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