I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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