what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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