Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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