so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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