i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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