The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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