Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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