i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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