Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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