Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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