About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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