"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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