I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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