just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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