There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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