no. you can't hotbox the world.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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