How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
