I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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