guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I wish you could order shots online.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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