How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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