The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Randomize
