I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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