These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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