Dual....:-)
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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