I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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