also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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