the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
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If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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