I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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