so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
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We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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