shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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