Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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