this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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