I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
what day is it and did you see me today?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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