Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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