Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
Randomize
