oh god the rape fog is back!
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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