I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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