I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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