If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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