Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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