where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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