How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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