I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it wasn't lemon gatorade
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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