I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
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And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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