There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
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I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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