you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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