Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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