Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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