Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
