Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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